Maybe It'll All Workout Like In The Movies

catandcrown:

drheartstealer:

finnglas:

coffee-or-hot-cocoa:

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Give salary increase and wfh plz

Would really enjoy work stability

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shubbabang:

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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nadhie:

nadhie:

he’s streaming; tip?

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

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catmask:

staying up til 4 AM doesnt hurt in the moment but it does in the longrun meanwhile waking up at 4 AM hurts in the momentbut less in the long run. additionally staying up til 4 AM feels like an extension of the day but suddenly things get A Little Weird whereas waking up at 4 AM feels like entering an alternate dimension briefly and then slowly re-entering normality as the sun rises. hope this helps

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testosteronetwunk:

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whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome:

mynameiskleiosgirl:

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gnawingstories:

Letterkenny can be summed up as “Everyone wants to sleep with the most autistic guy in town” and I think that’s beautiful

If only this worked for women.

who says it doesn’t?

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bakwaaas:

when people kinda disappear from tumblr that means they’re either doing really well or really bad

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sandmandaddy69:

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normal-horoscopes:

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lesbianshepard:

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

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lazytownlane:

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dilfgaming:

hey happy fawkin new year

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hxgrl:

kamala-harris:

imsobadatnicknames2:

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

But then you would be taking jobs away from private prison owners! 😤

username checks out

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